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The girlfriend of my best friend is a cheater, I'm a Christian and in need of guidance?

I am very dedicated to a Christian child and a girlfriend in One year today. Recently my best friend started dating a girl he met at a church function. She is giving me wicked vibration very strange. Once when we were in church alone, she called me "Loverboy" and proceeded to rub her breasts on my bare back! He shook as his joke. The other day when we were alone in my room, she grabbed me not unexpectedly, included in shock. I felt disturbed. I said it was very un-Christian and my best friend is offended, she called him a "soldier." I was very angry with this comment and immediately got out of it and stormed out. In front of others, especially my best friend she is very prim and proper, a very good Christian girl saint. I'm upset this is happening and I do not know what to do. My best friend and I are true Christians brothers and do not want to risk losing this bitch disguised as. It is tricky to complete and so little Christian! Help!

I really do not see what being Christian has to do with it. His behavior is not correct, regardless of their religion. And no matter what religion you are, I would tell you to do the same thing. TELL YOUR FRIEND! If it's as good a friend as you say it is, and who are honest and trustworthy as yourself to be (Christian or not), I believe.

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