Online Dating Ni

Tagalog translation please help?

I got these text messages and i know the are filipino i need some help translating them

Gurl san date mo? My lakad 2nyt?
=
Girl, where’s your date? Do you have anything to do tonight?

Gurl rampa tau wla ulan,sa hauz nuh. dka online
=Girl, lets go out, there’s no more rain,…. you’re not online.
(this is a very confusing sentence. Rampa tau/Rampa tayo is like a slang-ish term for let’s go out or let’s go somewhere)

best uzta kna? Ako e2 gnun pa din, nainis na tlga ako alm u ba lhat niang cnumbat sken ni ayoko ng gnun kung alm qlng mgkakagnito hndi nlang sna me ng stop ng work q nuh
=Best, how are you? As for me, still the same. I’m so pissed off already. Did you know, he/she blames me for everything. I don’t like it at all. If only I knew this was going to happen I should not have stopped working.
(Best is like a term of endearment for best friend here in the Philippines.)

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