Lovers and Other Terrifying Creeps
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Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore $0.01 Do you think that you know “The Situation”? Take the quiz and find out. Here’s how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation Listen, dawg. You’re probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you’ve had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to … |
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Excerpts from an Online Dating Service $19.18 How many jazz records do you know of that should come with a parental warning sticker? For his debut release, 23-year-old composer Nicholas Urie has assembled a big and talented ensemble to perform his settings of texts lifted from casual online dating services. These lyrics — and some definitely have rhyme, rhythm, and literary invention — range from desperate to creepy, obvious to double entendre, and cover a couple of surprising fetishes (“Does anybody want/To pretend that they’re/A robot?” — “Interlude #2″). Beyond the unusual topic and crude lyrics — approached straightforwardly and non-judgmentally, as mere artifacts of a facet of modern society — stands Urie’s songwriting. And that’s where the real surprise lies: this youngster has a cunning sense for warped brass band music. Pieces like “Wayne” “Cougar Seeks Prey,” and “Bad Girl” pull from all the strengths of the 17-piece band (18 with the inclusion of special guest Chris Speed on the last two tracks), throwing in the kitchen sink, for a wild ride through fast-paced heads, cluttered yet thrilling arrangements, and moments of yearning beauty. Christine Correa could probably make any graffiti sound like a love letter; her voice plays a key role in imparting credibility to the whole artistic approach behind this album. The seasoned rhythm section of Frank Carlberg (piano), Joe Martin (bass), and Michael Calabrese (drums) play a similar role on the instrumental front. Between the two are 13 horn players, Bill McHenry, and John Carlson getting the higher-profile solos. For a debut, Excerpts from an Online Dating Service is pretty amazing. The only weak points are found early into the album: “About Me” is a bit too circus-like to serve its purpose, and the “Overture,” an instrumental collage of themes from the album’s pieces, is downright tacky. However, the rest of this is gold. ~ François Couture, Rovi |
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Creeps $11.89 Description not provided. |
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Creeps Regular $30 Download the Creeps Regular font for Mac or Windows in OpenType, TrueType or PostScript format. |
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Creeps and Lovers $11.18 Description not provided. |
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Piano Creeps $13.59 Ori. Release ’03, collection of these cinematic ditties from the members of Madder Rose. |
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The Creeps Remixes $5.94 Description not provided. |
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CRATE CREEPS: IT’S ABOUT THAT TIME $31.99 Description not provided. |
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Creeps (Get on the Dancefloor) $11.89 Description not provided. |
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No More Dating Pigs – Book $9.99 Norah Marler’s heartfelt rallying cry, No More Dating Pigs-You Are What You Date, is a fun, self-help dating guide for single women of every age. Inspired by the appalling yet typical real-life dating experiences of the author and her sisterhood, the handbook puts a name to tell-tale signs of Pigs. These warning signs will resonate with women everywhere. The author delivers practical strategies to resist the pitfalls of animal husbandry. Backed up by advice and examples, Norah’s book will put women on the road to true love. No More Dating Pigs-You Are What You Date holds women – and men too - |
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NEW EARTH CREEPS: URGE TO KILL $15.98 Description not provided. |
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NEW EARTH CREEPS: OVERWHELMING HUNGER $12.78 Description not provided. |
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CONNOLLY,NIALL: AS TOMORROW CREEPS FROM $12.78 Description not provided. |
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Dating Tips $5.09 Description not provided. |
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Dating Game $7.99 Description not provided. |
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Tokyo Dating $31.19 Japanese only 24-bit digital remastering pressing. Warner. 2009. |
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Dating The Divorced Man – Book $9.99 At some point in your life, it’s likely that you will date a separated or divorced man. Dating the Divorced Man offers the tools you need to decide if you can deal with the issues and find long-term happiness-or if it’s time to say goodbye. |
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DADD T-shirt – Dads Against Daughters Dating $14.95 DADD T-shirt – Dads Against Daughters Dating is in stock and ready to ship from Tshirtoutlet.com. We stock DADD T-shirt – Dads Against Daughters Dating for $14.95. We appreciate your order. |
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Internet Dating Superstuds $11.18 The Vandals were on a roll from The Quickening to Look What I Almost Stepped In, and Christmas With the Vandals is a yuletide classic of sorts. Next came Internet Dating Superstuds, which includes a couple of tunes worth a chuckle. ~ Adam Bregman, Rovi Performers: Dave Quackenbush – Vocals; Joe Escalante – Trumpet, Bass; Josh Freese – Drums; Warren Fitzgerald – Guitar |