Do you have any blind date horror stories?
Or any online dating horror stories? I’m going on a blind date tonight, I showed him my pictures, yet I’m still to see his. He said that he’s not very photogenic. Should I be alarmed?
LMAOOOOOOOOO im dyin ova here..lolz
I went out with a blind chick. I got all dressed up, she didn’t even notice. We went to an art museum, bad choice. She kept knocking stuff over and complaining that she didn’t like art. I told her you just have to feel it, so she tried to touch the paintings and we got kicked out. So I led her to someone else’s car and and said I have to open the door from the inside. I went to my car, a few spaces away, and left her there. She embarrased the hell out of me.
Re: Internet Dating Horror StoriesBROKEN SILENCE
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